gabbiintheskywithdiamonds:

Pickup line Panda

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fuckyeahpickuplinepanda:

Good morning, Laurie, and thank you for pointing me in this direction. These are each wildly inappropriate, of course. I’m looking forward to seeing the one Bill came up with in here… will you post it or should I?

memefy:

NICE LEGS, WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?

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